I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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