Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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