Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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