Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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