Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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