I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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