Welp...herpes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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