Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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