I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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