....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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