i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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