We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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