Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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