Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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