Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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