Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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