How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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