I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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