he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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