nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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