Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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