Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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