Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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