Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The uberlube is also flammable
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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