If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
