Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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