Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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