We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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