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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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