You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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