absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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