he was CRYING into my vagina
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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