Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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