Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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