At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I need water and some morals
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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