I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
