i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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