Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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