I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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