im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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