May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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