your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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