Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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