New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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