but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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