I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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