Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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