Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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