Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I love you.
Bad choice
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