whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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